don’t get attached to tv programs
because they will go on hiatus
and you will die
we’re all like this weird combination of wade and sheen
With a dash of Vicky
And that vacuum that eats all the mother fucking food
a tablespoon of timmy turner
“where did you meet all these people?”


“Marshall and I have been together for 15 years and the only debate we’ve ever had about Tommy Boy is whether it was awesome or super awesome. THAT’S LOVE, BITCH!”
Starting together, ending together. Just the way that it should be.
You can’t break up the Unholy Trinity.